T+00:02 · Crew launched. Comet skipped the safety briefing.
T+00:09 · Meteor shower ahead. Comet calls it "a vibe".
T+00:14 · Passing Mars. Hoot has notes. Nobody asked.
T+00:21 · Moon in sight. Pip got there first, obviously.
ONE REQUEST, THE WHOLE CREW
Ask once. The crew splits the work, and you watch it happen.
YOU
“Prep me for Friday's photosynthesis exam, and email my study group the plan.”
Prof. Hoot read your bio notesDONE Nebby made a study sheet and 12 flashcardsDONE Comet drafted the group emailREADY FOR YOU Study sheet12 flashcardsReview email
UNDER THE HOODLIVE NOW
The serious part. Already working.
Every top model, one chat
Claude, GPT, Gemini and open models. Switch mid-conversation without losing the thread.
Answers from your documents
Upload PDFs and notes. Get answers with sources you can click and check.
Projects
Group chats and files by project, so every answer stays in context.
Long chats that hold up
Older messages are summarised automatically, so long threads stay sharp. Export any chat to PDF.
What's the refund window in our policy, and does it cover digital orders?
Physical orders can be refunded within 30 days of delivery 1. Digital orders are only refundable before the download link is used 2.
ModelClaude Sonnet 5Project: Store ops
SOURCES
1 Refund_Policy.pdf · page 2
“Refunds are accepted within 30 days of delivery for physical goods…”
2 Refund_Policy.pdf · page 3
“Digital products are refundable until the download link is first used.”
Sample answer. Your documents, your sources.
MEET THE CREWCOMING SOON
Six specialists. One assistant.
The crew is moving in soon. Until then, it's the same powerful assistant underneath, minus the jokes.
WHAT IT DOES
Everything an assistant should. With better hand-offs.
WRITE · COMET
Drafts you'd actually send
Emails, replies and rewrites in your tone, opened straight in your own mail app.
STUDY · HOOT
Learn it, then prove it
Answers with sources, plus flashcards and quizzes made from your own notes.
READ · NEBBY
Read it your way
Any story as a newspaper page, a magazine spread or a clean blog read.
PLAN · MISO
Loose ends, handled
Routines, a morning brief, and a nudge on the things you said you'd do.
PLAY · PIP + BOLT
Breaks, upgraded
Roasts with a heat dial, debates, would-you-rather. For when you've earned it.
PERSONALITY IS A DIAL
Fun when you want it. Strictly business when you don't.
Off
A plain, powerful assistant. No critters, neutral voice. Built for work calls and screen shares.
SubtleDEFAULT
The crew shows up as small avatars and live status. Answers stay professional.
Full
Voices, reactions and games. Roasts, debates and would-you-rather.
Nothing sends without you
Drafts open in your own apps. You press send.
Memory you can see
Check and edit what it remembers about you.
Errors in plain words
When something breaks, it says what and why.
QUESTIONS
The sensible bit.
Which models can I use?
Claude, GPT, Gemini and open models like gpt-oss, all in one place. Switch models mid-chat whenever you like.
Can it read my own files?
Yes. Upload PDFs and notes, ask questions, and every answer links back to the exact source it came from.
Is my data private?
Your chats and files belong to your account and are never visible to other users.
What does "try as a guest" mean?
Jump straight in, no sign-up: one chat, five messages, and it's cleared after six hours. Sign up to keep anything.
When does the crew arrive?
Soon. The assistant underneath is live today. Comet, Hoot, Nebby, Miso, Pip and Bolt move in over the next releases.
MISSION COMPLETE
The crew has landed. Your move.
We're letting people in a few at a time.
No spam. One email, when your seat is ready.